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Subject: Trollish Worship - 2003 04 20
Before anyone who reads this thinks Ive gone off the deep end, rest assured: I have. But not in this case. I dont actually worship the troll Gods. Too often. Anyhoo... there are 5 Troll Gods. The God of Fire (Khwaj), Ice (Schlee), Kill (Ghworg), Eat (Ghnomb) and... erm... 'mating' (Zoka). As a member of the trollish religion, I am required to appease each God. To appease Kwhaj, I make fires. To appease Schlee, snowball fights; Ghowrg, kill bugs; Ghnomb, eat a lot... of everything... and try everything at least once; Zoka... Im not really going to go into details, lest to say that mating doesnt ACTUALLY mean having to have sex. The steps along the way are okay. Other bits of trollish religion include; not ever saying sorry; not lying, cheating or being decietful; having generally high morals; and being loyal to your 'mate' (gf/bf/spouse). When you approach someone with no harmful intents, you say "I have no club" as a traditional greeting. Isnt this a fun religion? Start now! I currently have the status of LT (Learning Troll).
Subject: What's in a name? - 2003 04 13
The other day I was walking along with my dearly beloved Luise, when she happened to mention that she'd checked online, and found that 'Christopher' means "He who carries Christ", because orignally someone had carried baby Jesus over a river. Or something like that. Then 'I' told Lu that ID found online what Luise meant. Of course, the online may be on my own personal page, but thats the way life goes sometimes.
Luise: Perfect in every way shape and form. Gorgeous, intelligent, sweet and sincere. Angelic. Wonderful. Everything that someone named Chris could want.
See... I told her it was online... and you cant put it on the Internet if it's not true!
Subject: Chuck Sherman - Me... Sadly- 2003 03 05
The fact that Im about to admit this is kind of pathetic, but Chuck Sherman, AKA the Shermanater from American Pie 2 (not 1... there's a difference) is kind of my life on screen. See the following list of reasons: